After getting rejected by AdSense, Google’s revenue ad program, in my previous project I decided to apply for the same with my personal site. Has it paid off or has it paid off? I made my first buck from a Firefox install. I gotta tell you, Firefox has bigger balls than Internet Explorer.

Aside from being more secure it has tabbed browsing and a much smaller footprint meaning less work and room for your computer. On top of all that it is FREE as an open-source browser for Windows, Mac, AND Linux. For god’s sake, it’s called FIREfox!

I use it, that means you should too. Where the hell have you been?

No matter the state of mind, buzzed, drunk, or trashed, anyone can tie their own shoe. Keeping it tied is another problem. Why were my rabbit ears on this one particular pair of shoes always coming undone? Fat, slippery, shoelaces were the culprit.

In my quest to find a better knot I came across Ian’s Shoelace Site and in it the answer to my problem: Ian’s Secure Shoelace Knot.

Try it, you’ll love me for it, even more than you already do.

Photo from http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm

I was listening to the radio many weeks ago, I think it was Tom Leykis, and they were on the topic of blogs. He argued that bloggers are pretentious people since vain bloggers really only talk about themselves and think everyone reading should care. Well you do care! You care because you’re reading this right now. You care because I tell you to care and I tell you what to think.

Dance monkey dance! I have you in the palm of my hand!