I was listening to the radio many weeks ago, I think it was Tom Leykis, and they were on the topic of blogs. He argued that bloggers are pretentious people since vain bloggers really only talk about themselves and think everyone reading should care. Well you do care! You care because you’re reading this right now. You care because I tell you to care and I tell you what to think.

Dance monkey dance! I have you in the palm of my hand!

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